January 2012
I fucking hate holidays. Literally. Every single...
fuck novv he $inging about drinking tea and i choked on my tea
i vva$ having a nice pre-nevv year and then i $tarted li$tening to morri$$ey adn novv i’m ju$t crying vvhoop$
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“50 year$ later? hahah KNOVV YOUR ENEMIE$??? hahahaha” —my $i$ about NMH lyric$ lol
drinking tea and playing pokemon vvith my $i$ and vvatching tvvilight zone.
fussybabybitch:
Last year I spent New Years listening to people firing gunshots in my neighborhood so already this year is starting out a lot better
welp i had two beers and then butternut squash soup and bread and my buzz is gone. gonna have tea and cake and then watch tv
after i searched for whatre you doing doing new years eve my mom heard me and looked up a video and posted the zooey singing on facebook and i got mad lol.
not the Same mom >:(
i couldnt find a video of ella fitzgeralds “whatare you doing for the new year” but pretend i posted a video of that
omg this butternnut squash soup is really good
but killing my buzz
my date tonight is a 6pack
also ive list my phone at leas5 t times today in my house lol
so ince june i’ve had like 2 beers altogrther and i’ve had tvvo beers tonight idk im a lil buzzed and abou to have soup for dinner i’ll probably watch a movie and cry tonight we’ll see!
You should drop acid at the funeral. Makes things more interesting. That’s what...
– (via bombasticgentleman)
Jeremy, all rational people agree it’s a truth self-evident that it’s impossible...
– Mark (via batcave)
gonna start off the new year by pooping
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when i was a young baby and read Sorrows of Young Werther i thought “yep this is def. my suicide book” and then i realized “oh shit this is that book that people do that with” and i felt like i played right into Werther’s plan
anyway i wanna read that book again and see if i still feel as affected
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i’m gonna bring in the new year by putting I Gotta Feeling on repeat
my new years resolution is to kick your ass
savevsdeath replied to your photo: New years gifts for my sis
Did you also get a new keyboard, moneybags?
no i’m just using a different computer right now lol
December 2011
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$hort-term goal$
get ga$
give your $i$ the goodie$ you got her
not buy clothe$
be nice to your mom
buy and then make $ome food for your lunch on $unday $o you dont have to eat at the food court
play pokemon and la noire
fini$h your goddamn library book$ you can only renevv them one more time!!
and $evv $ome clothe$ up vvhile youre at it
and clean your room you filthy animal
ba$k in...