I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social.

— Woody Allen (via nobunnyluvsyou)

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slothtanic:

“Everybody can be great…because anybody can serve. You don’t have to have a college degree to serve. You don’t have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.”- Martin Luther King, Jr.

slothtanic:

“Everybody can be great…because anybody can serve. You don’t have to have a college degree to serve. You don’t have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.”
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

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thedailywhat:

Photo of the Day: The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart (then Jon Leibowitz) as a young College of William & Mary student moshing at a Dead Kennedys show at Casablanca in Richmond, VA, c. 1982.
Photo by Irish Willis Peele.
[gawker.]

thedailywhat:

Photo of the Day: The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart (then Jon Leibowitz) as a young College of William & Mary student moshing at a Dead Kennedys show at Casablanca in Richmond, VA, c. 1982.

Photo by Irish Willis Peele.

[gawker.]

posted 1 day ago via nationofmichella
lisasimpsonbookclub:

“I’m in a coffee house listening to poetry. There’s a cat on the table and no one seems to care. This is the single greatest day of my life!”
We’re right there with you, Lisa. 

lisasimpsonbookclub:

“I’m in a coffee house listening to poetry. There’s a cat on the table and no one seems to care. This is the single greatest day of my life!”

We’re right there with you, Lisa. 

posted 1 day ago via lisasimpsonbookclub

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posted 1 day ago

Everybody knows I’m a motherfucking monster.

Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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posted 1 day ago
nationofmichella:

if it was all green this would describe what i do

there vva$ one $ummer vvhere my internet vvent out about every hour and becau$e of that i’ve played over 5000 game$ of $pider $olitaire D:

nationofmichella:

if it was all green this would describe what i do

there vva$ one $ummer vvhere my internet vvent out about every hour and becau$e of that i’ve played over 5000 game$ of $pider $olitaire D:

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posted 1 day ago via nationofmichella